Jill vs Goliath
Jill Stein vs. Every Political Institution in the United States: David vs. Goliath MMMXLI
Battle Guide for Stein and Supporters
/ Program Guide for Viewers
By Steven F. Freeman, PhD[1] December 7, 2016
Election Integrity [Insert here all that linking stuff!]
Combatants: Jill Stein (weighing in at 130 lbs. of mostly water and we’ll soon see what else) vs. Every United States Political Institution (~ $7,480,000,000,000[i] of mostly military force, solid waste and hot air, with trace elements of hope, justice, truth and dignity).
Series: David vs. Goliath MMMXLI[ii] Historical series score: David 13, Goliath 3028. (Note: Goliath USA is unbeaten at home!)
Date: It’s on!!! Right now!!!
Venue: home base of rust-belt political patronage pyramids.
Announcers: MSM, i.e., Goliath’s mouthpiece.… (With backup commentary by “alternative” media, i.e., Goliath’s backup mouthpiece
Attendance: Goliath foot soldiers, devout election integritists and conspiracy nuts with a potential social media audience of more than a billion worldwide.
[1] Thanks for lots of help, from: Pokey Anderson, Melissa Gonzales Michael Green Clove Haviva , Paul Lehto, Bob Moore, Josh Mitteldorf and Jana Nestlerode
[i]The first, original David vs Goliath took place in -1025 http://www.bible.ca/archeology/bible-archeology-maps-timeline-chronology-1samuel-16-20-saul-jonathan-david-1019-1012bc.htm. I assume there’s been some version of the conflict continually every year since. The series total of 13 – 3028 is of course subject to some question.
[ii]The first, original David vs Goliath took place in -1025 http://www.bible.ca/archeology/bible-archeology-maps-timeline-chronology-1samuel-16-20-saul-jonathan-david-1019-1012bc.htm. I assume there’s been some version of the conflict continually every year since. The series total of 13 – 3028 is of course subject to some question.
